Brendaniel

Brendaniel is the solely commissioner of BFW, who commissions most of the matches, but he still has to bow to his corporate overlords. He spent an exorbitant amount of his own money to make sure this promotion is a rousing success.

The Show
One of Brendaniel's corporate board members is Pennywise. He put in James' contract a clause that, if he eats harvest cheddar SunChips, he gets thrown out of the building.

Commentator
Under the commentators desk, he has a void button to send unwanted wrestlers into the void. The only known wrestler so far who couldn't be affected by it is Ghost Dad.

BFW #1
One Fall against Garfield, which he won.

During his entrance, he shouted, "Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah, I'm big. I'm big and I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill this fucker!"

The first fight ended in a draw. Not wanting to share the title with Garfield, he wants another shot at him and called his friend Odie, who stood outside the ring to give moral support.

While fighting his opponent, he shouts various things:


 * "You little bitch I'm going to break you in half!"
 * "I hate this bitch!"
 * "Mami!"
 * "I thought you were my friend, but you're just a little bitch!"
 * "My bones"
 * "Missed!"
 * "Balls to your face, huh?"

After winning he says "Take that you little bitch! You little orange tabby! I'm Brendaniel funny champion and I'm the Brendaniel funny man!".

Facts

 * Brendaniel ate 1 plate of spaghetti.
 * If Brendaniel comes to someone's house and suplexes them, they survive if their bones are strong, but die if they're brittle.
 * Confuses Devil Satan and Jesus Christ sometimes.
 * He once got hit on his head by Todd Howard.
 * Has sponsored toilets in which Pennywise pays him a visit sometimes.
 * Has his own vape brand.
 * Having a medical condition of being too powerful, he wears these gloves which are stainless steel orbs that contain ham sandwiches to prevent him from killing the competitors.
 * Can regain energy by vaping
 * Wants to give Slimer a fat, sloppy kiss, if he didn't look disgusting.
 * Doesn't know if Hungry Pumpkin is a man wearing a pumpkin suit or not.
 * Has a time dilation crystal, which he used twice so far.
 * He talked to Vince McMahon, that he shouldn't be running shows when the BFW is so much better and more powerful.
 * He thought he could clone himself to have his clone be a referee for every match, but he didn't have enough money for the cloning technology.
 * He wears a belt that says "I'm the Boss" on it. If someone got that belt, it means he runs the place, he's the champion, the big man, the strong man, the powerful man. And that's what Brendaniel is, that's why he gave himself the championship because other commissioners are too weak to make themselves their own champions
 * He plans to get the live seal Minkle put into the meat basement exorcised.
 * He hates the Corporate Necromancer.
 * Owns 50 copies of the movie Click on VHS and built a little fort of them to sleep in it at night.
 * One of his favorite movies is The Green Hornet. One of the best movies ever created, 10 outta 10, the perfect movie.