Xavier

Xavier got another snake arm. He's part furry. He definitely has six nipples.

BFW #1
One Fall against René Descartes, which he won.

Opening and ending talk: "Mmh, frittata".

During match talk:


 * "What doth life? I think it's time for another Shakashura Showdown"
 * "This is what happens when you die"

BFW #2
One Fall against Todd Howard for the Wacky Hijinks title, which he won by sitting on his face.

Opening talk: "What doth life and all that shit"

BFW #2
Xavier came to the fight between Sam P. Bridges vs. Odie and helped the latter one.