BFW 1

The first ever episode of BFW.

Commentators
Brendaniel, James, Minkle, Stebby, Seabuff, Julia, Ferpy, Zed

Overview
Referee: John Cena

🟢 = Won || 🟡 = Draw || 🔴 = Lost

Audience

 * Shouted "SPORTS" during the matches Xavier vs René Descartes and Brendaniel vs Garfield.

Special events

 * Dante vs The Noid
 * During the match Putty Patrol came into the ring and helped The Noid.
 * Wal-Mart Smiley vs. Kirby
 * At the end of the match Soldier 76 came in but was too late to do anything.
 * During the cage fight, there was what sounded like a gas leak, which lasted for about 11 seconds. To this day, no one knows what that was.
 * King Kong broke the light tube on Godzilla, which was worth half the budget of the first BFW.

Trivia

 * Ferpy commissioned the match Big Boss vs Sam P. Bridges, hoping that one of them dies.
 * Julia commissioned the Fatal Philway Battle Royal.
 * This match cost Brendaniel a lot of money because of Phil McGraw.
 * Phil of the Future was supposed to take part, though CMPunk decided to fill in for him.
 * James lost $20,000 rooting for Uncle Phil
 * Joey Janela was supposed to be at BFW, but he got lost in the White Claw superstore and it's uncertain when they get him back.
 * Commentators aren't getting paid but given free plastic Wal-Mart bags.
 * James commissioned the match Jason Voorhees vs. Jake Paul, which he calls The Ultimate Evil Match.
 * The first show did so well in the ratings, in which Pennywise squeezed in the match Xavier vs. René Descartes.

Corporate sponsored matches

 * Xavier vs. René Descartes
 * John Cena is paid extra in Little Debbie Snack Cakes to be able to do this match. He called it an epic match.


 * Gordon Freeman vs. John Freeman
 * Tommy Wiseau vs. Neil Breen
 * Since the corporate sponsors were excited for this match, they asked the audience if they wanted to see another one. Which was met with a resounding yes.
 * The winner would get a contract for BFW.



Death Match

 * King Kong vs Godzilla was commissioned by Seabuff.
 * The Aliens from Astro Monster were hired to create the ring.
 * John Cena and the Audience were pumped full off metabolic steroids to be as big as the competitors.
 * J. J. Abrams was in the audience watching and taking notes. In the middle of the match, he walked up to the commentators, saying something and suddenly died.
 * At the end an explosion inside the ring knocked and killed Godzilla.
 * The 20-story-ring will be turned into affordable housing.

Sponsors

 *  Ray-Ban 
 * Gamer Gunner Gramer glasses. Only Gamers can wear those, which cost $500. They also have Death Stranding special edition glasses.
 *  Wal-Mart 
 * Is the perfect american art form. Has a match sponsored to them. If you're going to buy barbed wire and fluorescent light tubes, by them at Wal-Mart.
 * The low low prices have gotten lower.
 * Brendaniel coins can be redeemed to get large soda drinks. 1 Brendaniel coin = 1 large soda drink.
 *  Meat 
 *  5-hour energy 
 * Drink 5-hour energy. Drink 5-hour energy! Drink it! It's not a drink, more like a drink.
 *  Grand Slamwich 
 * Make sure you eat your Grand Slamwiches, drink your vitamins and have a wonderful night.
 *  Milk 
 * Delicious and juicy milk. Enjoy the taste of milk.
 *  Toilet company 
 *  Bible 
 * Mmh, tasty.
 *  Brendaniel Brand Vapes